I decided that I wanted to just share some funny things that I had received through e-mail or elsewhere....They will be separated into several posts. Hope you enjoy. If not, just skip them :)
A man was dining in a fancy restaurant and there was a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to speak to her. Suddenly she sneezed, and her glass eye came flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reached out, grabbed it out of the air, and handed it back. 'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman said as she popped her eye back in place... 'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,' she said. They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together, and afterward went to the theatre and later had drinks. They talked, they laughed, she shared her deepest dreams and he shared his.. She listened. They had a wonderful, wonderful time. The guy was amazed. Everything had been SO incredible! ' You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman. Do you treat every guy you meet this way?' 'No,' she replied. . . 'You just happened to catch my eye.'
Until next time-
Les
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